Goddess Victoria

Dedicated to the goddess of all goddesses, Victoria Beckham.
Lets just cover a few things. I have not posted in a while. Sorry about that…really I am. But in true diva fashion, I have been oh so very busy with other things in life that I simply have not had the time to think about blogging about V. But really, I had a lot of work and school. Sorry.

Second. While away, I got several interesting messages about trying to copy the popular and hilarious, and well spoken blog Suri’s Burn Book. Well, let me put it to rest I am NOT attempting to be that funny, witty, clever, popular or funny. Or truthful, depending on how you look at it. I am simply obsessed with Victoria Beckham in a love to hate her perfection kind of way. So please stop asking me why I am a copy cat. And please stop saying copy cat, we are not five. Nor does it matter if my blog has a similar theme. Which, I don’t think it does. Anyways, I am back and ready to share my obsession once again.

This picture is just too darn cute, love you V. Lookin good!

Lets just cover a few things. I have not posted in a while. Sorry about that…really I am. But in true diva fashion, I have been oh so very busy with other things in life that I simply have not had the time to think about blogging about V. But really, I had a lot of work and school. Sorry.

Second. While away, I got several interesting messages about trying to copy the popular and hilarious, and well spoken blog Suri’s Burn Book. Well, let me put it to rest I am NOT attempting to be that funny, witty, clever, popular or funny. Or truthful, depending on how you look at it. I am simply obsessed with Victoria Beckham in a love to hate her perfection kind of way. So please stop asking me why I am a copy cat. And please stop saying copy cat, we are not five. Nor does it matter if my blog has a similar theme. Which, I don’t think it does. Anyways, I am back and ready to share my obsession once again.

This picture is just too darn cute, love you V. Lookin good!

Yes, yes V does have a towel on her head. Why? I don’t know, maybe it was a cool statement piece in the 90’s…or more realistically she just washed her hair. Scary spice has one too, so maybe it really was a fashion statement or something. Ew.
The real question here is why in the hell is V allowing herself to be photographed like this?! For the love of god, V, this is not okay. You are better than this. Please don’t be photographed like this ever again.

Yes, yes V does have a towel on her head. Why? I don’t know, maybe it was a cool statement piece in the 90’s…or more realistically she just washed her hair. Scary spice has one too, so maybe it really was a fashion statement or something. Ew.

The real question here is why in the hell is V allowing herself to be photographed like this?! For the love of god, V, this is not okay. You are better than this. Please don’t be photographed like this ever again.

Lets just take a moment to remember the time when V was not fashion forward, and was not a fashion goddess. In fact, V used to be one trashy dressing lady….kate goslin hair inspired days anyone? 

Although I love her, and would probably kill to be her, this is just not the V I know and love. She is beyond tanned, is wearing boots with shorts, a freaking beater and FAKE NAILS. oh, I know V is not rocking some trashy fake nails. No no no no no, everyone knows rule #1 of fashion (real fashion, people, not highschool fashion) is no fake french nails.

All I can say is thank god V transformed from this into the perfect qeeen butterfly that she is today. The only comfort this picture offers me if that she wasn’t born perfect….kind of.

Lets just take a moment to remember the time when V was not fashion forward, and was not a fashion goddess. In fact, V used to be one trashy dressing lady….kate goslin hair inspired days anyone?

Although I love her, and would probably kill to be her, this is just not the V I know and love. She is beyond tanned, is wearing boots with shorts, a freaking beater and FAKE NAILS. oh, I know V is not rocking some trashy fake nails. No no no no no, everyone knows rule #1 of fashion (real fashion, people, not highschool fashion) is no fake french nails.

All I can say is thank god V transformed from this into the perfect qeeen butterfly that she is today. The only comfort this picture offers me if that she wasn’t born perfect….kind of.

V pre plastic boobs. I like her better now.

V pre plastic boobs. I like her better now.

Dear perfect hair,

Please stop being so perfect. Its actually really depresing for the rest of us, not to mention its completely unrealistic for anyone else to have such perfect hair. We aren’t are queen socialites.

Sincerely,
Jealous bitch

Dear perfect hair,

Please stop being so perfect. Its actually really depresing for the rest of us, not to mention its completely unrealistic for anyone else to have such perfect hair. We aren’t are queen socialites.

Sincerely,

Jealous bitch

I actually really like this picture of V, she casual. This never happens, I mean not in public anyways. Except when she wore David’s pants that one time, but that was okay because they had touched him first and we all would do the same thing. I just love love love her casual look here, maybe you could do this more often V? It lets us know you are real and not a stepford wife. It makes me think there is a hope that I could someday, maybe, reach your heights of perfection.

I actually really like this picture of V, she casual. This never happens, I mean not in public anyways. Except when she wore David’s pants that one time, but that was okay because they had touched him first and we all would do the same thing. I just love love love her casual look here, maybe you could do this more often V? It lets us know you are real and not a stepford wife. It makes me think there is a hope that I could someday, maybe, reach your heights of perfection.

STOP THE PRESSES, and get a paper bag to help you breathe. V has officailly caused me to panic and question her fashion sense. These leather leg warmers, that she designed herself and is obviously promoting, are NOT okay! This is seriously disturbing. There is no way she actually likes these, right? Like, V has got to be getting paid or is trying to help out a deisgner friend by pretending they are hot so she can continue to get free stuff right? I have no other words that disgust. This is all wrong, and its not cute. V, get it together woman. You have a reputation to uphold!

STOP THE PRESSES, and get a paper bag to help you breathe. V has officailly caused me to panic and question her fashion sense. These leather leg warmers, that she designed herself and is obviously promoting, are NOT okay! This is seriously disturbing. There is no way she actually likes these, right? Like, V has got to be getting paid or is trying to help out a deisgner friend by pretending they are hot so she can continue to get free stuff right? I have no other words that disgust. This is all wrong, and its not cute. V, get it together woman. You have a reputation to uphold!

Hot damn, V looks perfect here. But when doesn’t she look perfect, right? But here I think it is the combo of her perfect blonde shade of hair, and then the simple black on black with shades. MOVIE STAR ALERT. Except, I guess she is a “rock star” because the spice girls rocked my world. What a perfect Barbie bitch. Shit outta luck for the rest of us.

Hot damn, V looks perfect here. But when doesn’t she look perfect, right? But here I think it is the combo of her perfect blonde shade of hair, and then the simple black on black with shades. MOVIE STAR ALERT. Except, I guess she is a “rock star” because the spice girls rocked my world. What a perfect Barbie bitch. Shit outta luck for the rest of us.